Birthdays are cheerful occasions for everyone! It is important to wish friends, colleagues, loved ones, and family on their special day. The best people that one can be associated with the ones who are giving appreciation to funny things in life like these funny birthday wishes. So this time, give your friends a memorable experience on their birthdays and make them grin like a Cheshire cat with these funniest birthday wishes, messages, and quotes. Funny birthday wishes may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these jokes, messages, or wishes.

Birthday Wishes Funny for Him

I hope you don’t care that I have bought you a cake to deliver to your mother, congratulate your mother on her work and birth. She was the one who did the whole job, I mean. You cracked out just a little! Happy birthday!

Even Facebook didn’t have to tell me that today is your big day! Strong?! Happy birthday to you!

I booked a visit to the nearby aided living facility for your big day! You will enjoy a 20 percent discount if your room is now reserved! I hope that you have a wonderful day! Happy Birthday, Old fart! Happy Birthday!

Maybe you aren’t Christian Grey yet every year I love you more and more! My best imitation of Mr. Grey, Happy Birthday to you.

This is your birthday! Your birthday! The fire extinguisher, I’m bringing! Let’s start this fiesta! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! May this new year come true for all your desires!

I’m sorry that I haven’t got to get Kate Upton into a presentation box. I still hope that what I have will please you! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday I adore more than Nutella to someone! I hope that your day is great and you get anything you ever desired and more!

Happy birthday to my dearest. Happy birthday to you! I hope you have been less excited about your birthday than the marriage of King Joffrey!

Birthday Wishes Funny for Her

Happy birthday to someone not yet as old as a dried plum. May today and every day all your dreams and wishes come true.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I shall not do the switch and the dance of Nao Nao in your honor! Naturally, I can make a move if you want me.

Happy birthday to someone who does not know how to fill the gas tank in her car or load a dishwasher!

The Roses are red. The Roses are red. Blue are violets. Sugar certainly isn’t as sweet as you are! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! May nothing more than roses fill your day!

Happy birthday!! Happy birthday!! You are one in a million, and I would like to spend the day celebrating your birthday, except when you watch soccer, baseball, or hockey.

You certainly don’t appear a day older than the age you say you are! Happy birthday to somebody filled with sugar and spice, all nice.

Happy Birthday to the best homostadial woman ever to go around the world! When it produced you, Evolution stopped.

Happy birthday to an awesome girl, Happy Birthday! I’m looking forward to your birthday and to all that you have dreamed of.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Oh, my dear friend, how old are you today? I know the answer, no matter, as always. +1. The first one. Best wishes on your birthday.

Happy Birthday to the only person I would choose for my stay as a driver!! May we have many fun and thrilling adventures together.

Dear Friend, I’m so thankful to you for knowing all my defects on your birthday, yet rejecting your judgment.

Best greetings, mate! Regardless of how old you are, I’m the friend who makes you feel young and worried about using soft white lies. Love you lots. Love you lots. Happy birthday!

A brainy birthday to want to be you! You haven’t gotten wiser for many years and yet another year. Happy birthday!

Your birthday is, honey. No one can stop having your favorite food products right in front of you. Happy birthday!

Good morning, my friend! Happy birthday! I hope that you blow all your candles else this year I’d phone the local fire service agency!

Too many birthdays can bring you closer to death. Last year, you had only one. Please be safe because it has been verified scientifically. Anyway, love you! Happy birthday!

Birthday Wishes Funny for Cousin

Happy birthday, Cousin! Happy birthday, Cousin! In the ancient ways, you were trained! Without you, the pyramids had not been constructed!

happy birthday my cousin! You are the one in our family we depend on to know our history… because you have been here since the beginning!

Hope you know that today you lost a year of your life? I’ll nevertheless throw a celebration to forget this loss. Happy birthday!

You’re not my true brother, I’m happy. Since you are so smart and gorgeous, my parents would have been more proud of you than me. Happy birthday!

Today I don’t make jokes about age since I feel horrible how old you are—happy birthday Cousin!

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How huge you grew, I can’t believe it! The days are long gone when I may grab your cake from the dish, and nobody will ever be wiser. Happy birthday!

The boy who ought to be my twin, happy birthday! I believe God did not know the two of us could handle our family jointly.

Not everyone is as fortunate as you are to wish you today a happy birthday with such a great relative.

I don’t have any gifts for you, but I’ll still eat all your cakes and snacks because you’re my cousin. HAPPY Birthday my Dumbo cousin!

Happy birthday messages for Friend

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night ????

Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

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Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.

We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public

I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED. Happy birthday!

Actually, I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours, I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!

Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.

You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!

Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!

The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

Friend, don’t mind me but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

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Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

Funny Happy birthday messages for Brother

Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.

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Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!

Don’t worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won’t be able to remember your age anyway.

May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.

May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine

I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.

Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you can’t party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.

Funny Happy birthday messages for Sister

At last you’ve reached an age where it’s time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing yet? This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.)

Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.

Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!

Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!

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Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you’ve managed to survive this long.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don’t let ageing get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

Funny Happy Birthday quotes for annoying friend

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forget
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. ~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.~ Helen Hayes

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ~ Unknown.

Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them. ~ Anna Magnani

Blessings and affectionate words on birthdays seem quite boring nowadays. Those may be appropriate for people in general, but the closer ones deserve extraordinary love and fun. So, try something out of the wall with these funny birthday wishes, messages, jokes, or quotes. You can also use our free birthday group cards for your loved ones…