Birthdays are cheerful occasions for everyone! It is important to wish friends, colleagues, loved ones, and family on their special day. The best people that one can be associated with the ones who are giving appreciation to funny things in life. So this time, give your friends a memorable experience on their birthdays and make them grin like a Cheshire cat with these most hilarious birthday messages, wishes, and quotes. Cracking birthday jokes may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these jokes, messages, or wishes. 

Happy birthday messages for Friend

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night ????

Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.

We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public

I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

I hope you have a happy annual celebration of escaping from your mum’s uterus. I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison.

I didn’t know where to start on your birthday present so I thought I’d trawl the internet. After a couple of hours I found some really good stuff. But then I remembered I was supposed to be finding you a birthday present and it was too late. Sorry!

Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year.

You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!

Sorry I wasn’t there with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!

The old pessimist focuses on his growing number. The old optimist focuses on his growing blessings.

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

Funny Happy birthday messages for Brother

Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!

I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.

Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!

Don’t worry about turning a year older. Pretty soon you won’t be able to remember your age anyway.

May your birthday be filled with all the happiness and joy that an immoderate amount of alcohol can provide.

May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine

I hope your birthday celebration is full of many memorable moments, and that you can actually remember some of them the next day.

Just because you’re older doesn’t mean you can’t party all you want on your birthday. Of course, getting up the next morning may be a problem.

Funny Happy birthday messages for Sister

At last you’ve reached an age where it’s time to eat healthy, exercise, and limit your consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing yet? This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.)

Happy Birthday! If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning, you either 1) had too much to drink or 2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go either way.

Hope you take plenty of pictures on your birthday. Just don’t forget to delete the incriminating ones!

Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!

Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!

Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.

Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that you’ve managed to survive this long.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest! (But it has also been scientifically proven that too many will kill you.)

Don’t let ageing get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

Funny Happy Birthday quotes for annoying friend

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forget
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~ Chili Davis

Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. ~ Stanislaw Lec

Age is not important unless you’re a cheese.~ Helen Hayes

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. ~ Unknown.

Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

Congratulations on the 10th anniversary of your [XX]th birthday! Here’s to many more.

You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

We’ll be friends ’til we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!

Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them. ~ Anna Magnani

Blessings and affectionate words on birthdays seem quite boring nowadays. Those may be appropriate for people in general, but the closer ones deserve extra ordinary love and fun. So, try something out of wall by these funny birthday messages, wishes, jokes or quotes.