Cheer up your near and dear one by sending funny get well soon messages to make them happy during their illness. May your loved one feel more batter by receiving some funny get well soon texts from you and that could bring a big smile of happiness on their face. You should try to lift the spirits of your close friends, relatives, colleagues, or loved ones with your caring thoughts and heartfelt wishes for their speedy recovery from illness. 

I believe I should warn you beforehand that your laziness has piled up a lot of work for me to do, so hurry up and help me with it!

Sometimes I thought that you are some kind of invincible, but now I know that you are human too. Get well as soon as possible.

Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!

I’m really very sorry to hear that you aren’t feeling well and trust me; me too is feeling so bored, because we were supposed to go to for the trip. Feel better soon please.

I am aware you are in hospital. Hope they will release you after a short time as I need you much more than them.

Falling ill is a great opportunity to get paid offs at work, vacation from school, get your beauty sleep and most importantly, to fund our poor doctors.

The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now. So, I will start eating all the fruits and cakes that you have here on your table.

Congrats you are formally debilitated! Appreciate the occasions. Unwind a ton. What’s more, returned soon so that we likewise get the chance to fall ill.

Wishing you a quick recovery because we have a big match next week. I guess you also don’t want to miss it too.

It must not be feeling like you are in the hospital, especially when the doctor is so hot. Lucky you!

You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.

If your immune system was a lawyer, I would fire it. It doesn’t seem to be defending you well enough.

I wish you get well soon. Eating all the sweets and goodies brought for you has lost its appeal. Besides, I think I am getting bigger than my clothes. I cannot conquer this food mountain without you.

I thought a hospitalised person’s appetite for food goes downhill. It is not so in your case. Get well soon and start cooking your own meals.

To say that I am tired of visiting you in the hospital is an understatement. I am fed up with seeing you lazy on that bed. I don’t want to come there and leave without you in my next visit. You better get well fast.

I have a feeling that you are well but don’t want to say so to avoid going back to work. You are busted!

If you did not eat those ice creams without me then may be fever wouldn’t come this severely. Happy ice cream eating now fast recovery soon.

Learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you. Get well soon dear friend.

Your absence cannot be tolerated anymore, because I don’t have anyone to fight now, so feel better soon!

If you were not this beautiful, the virus would not have hit on you. I am luckier than you because I am not as charming as you. Get well soon!

I will always and forever stand beside you. Wish I had magic to make you healthy my boss. Wish you a faster recovery and good health.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. – Charles Simmons

Maybe you forgot to clean yourself that is why you are infected with so much viruses and bacteria. Let me disinfect you.

Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.

Now that you are under house arrest, you will get all the lawful punishments you deserve! It?s time to get all the bed rest and fluids that you deserve so much! Wishing you to get well soon!

Be careful when reading health books; you may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain

I think it will be better if I will be the one to end your life rather than be killed by that damn sickness that you have. Smile. That is good for your health!

You really like to steal the limelight, don’t you? You already know there are so many people wishing and praying for your health and you are enjoying the attention. Come on, I think you have had enough of attention now, get well soon and come back.

Another chance to sleep in for you? Some folks will go to great lengths to get some extra shut-eye. All kidding aside, get well soon!

Helplessly lying in your bed makes you vulnerable to whatever I wanted to do to you. Are you ready? Get well soon!

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” Erma Bombeck

“Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.” -Marcus Tullius Cicero

“Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Vivian Greene

“It’s not the strength of the body that counts, but the strength of the spirit.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

“The treatment is really a cooperative of a trinity — the patient, the doctor and the inner doctor.” – Ralph Bircher

“If knowing that someone really cares, helps healing along its way then I hope you now feel better and keep improving, day by day.” – Jon Bratton

Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you you’re way too awesome, and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.

Get well soon – your cough is absolutely disgusting.

I hope you get better soon, I reeeaaally don’t have time to attend a funeral at the moment.

Please get well soon so I find you attractive again.

Lying in bed for days on end gives you the chance to reflect on what’s important in life.. not to mention count little cracks in the ceilin.g

Getting back to health is easy enough.. it’s getting back to work that’s tough! Get well soon.

Funny Get well soon messages for colleagues: Has one of your co-workers fallen ill? Send a sweet and funny text to let your colleague know that everyone at the office is missing his or her presence. Share some gossip in an email, post cute stuff on your colleague’s Facebook, write a few inspirational quotes on a greeting card, and tag your co-worker in a funny tweet. Hope for a speedy recovery so that the office can come alive with the smiles of your favorite colleague.